Vol. IMMXXVI
Charlie presents

Two Months — with — You.

a love letter in seven chapters
narrated by Charlie,
the golden retriever

begin
Chap. 01 — of seven21.03.2026
Chapter
I

How it started

a record of the early days

For the record: I'm Charlie. I'm a golden retriever and I live in this house. In March she started acting different — same breakfast, same homework, but when her phone vibrated she looked at it like food. I will document what I observed.— Charlie, witness

Chap. 01Question 01 / 07
Charlie's question

I know when it started. The question is — do you?

What month did she change?

 
Exhibit A21.03.2026
A bathroom mirror, two people holding each other.
Mirror · the first record

Two people. One mirror.
She is hiding behind him on purpose.

— Charlie, archivist
Chap. 02 — of sevenafter school
Chapter
II

The order

a record of her study habits

By April she had a routine. School ends, phone rings, FaceTime, homework. There is a beverage in her hand. There is always a beverage in her hand. I have observed the pattern. I have my theories.— Charlie, observer

Chap. 02Question 02 / 07
Charlie's crossword clue

She drinks one of two things. Every day. Pick one.

Her order is always a ______


 
Exhibit BPre-coffee
Elena in bed, peeking out from a teddy and pink blanket.
In bed · before the cold brew

Wrapped, half-hidden, still waiting on caffeine.
Filed under: morning, pre-functional.

— Charlie, lab tech
Chap. 03 — of sevenone Sunday
Chapter
III

Pasta from scratch

a record of one Sunday afternoon

They made ravioli. From scratch. There were eggs. There was flour. There was pesto inside the ravioli, which is — I am told — Italian. I observed flour on the floor for three days. I would also like to be told what flour tastes like.— Charlie, kitchen-adjacent

Chap. 03Question 03 / 07
Charlie's word search

Find what went into the ravioli. Four words. Drag across them.

drag from first letter to last
PESTO RAVIOLI FLOUR EGG
 
Exhibit CStove · evening
Two backs at a stove.
— C.1 · two backs, one stove —
Hand-cut ravioli dusted with flour.
— C.2 · the actual ravioli, before cooking —
A Sunday in April

Two backs. One stove. A great deal of flour.
I was not invited to dinner.

— Charlie, hungry
Chap. 04 — of sevenen français
Chapter
IV

In translation

a record of his attempts at French

She speaks four languages. He speaks one and a half. He tries French anyway. I do not speak French either, but I have a strong sense that what he is saying is not what he thinks he is saying. The following is a translation guide.— Charlie, linguist (unlicensed)

Chap. 04Question 04 / 07
Charlie's translation table

Match what he said to what he meant. Tap left, then right.

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Exhibit DClose range
A close-up of their faces pressed together.
Two faces · one frame

Up close, no French is required.
They communicate by proximity.
I respect this.

— Charlie, observer
Chap. 05 — of seventhe beach
Chapter
V

The bouquet

a record of one particular afternoon

On a Saturday, he brought home flowers. He did not bring them to me. I have no comment on this. He took her to the beach. He took photographs of her. She let him. Briefly. Three statements about that day follow. One is a lie.— Charlie, investigator

Chap. 05Question 05 / 07
Charlie's two truths & a lie

Three statements about that afternoon. Tap the lie.

 
Exhibit EBeach · golden hour
Elena at the beach holding a bouquet of purple and white flowers.
The flowers · the sand · the light

White carnations. Purple petals.
One soft "yes" to the camera.
The light cooperated.

— Charlie, recorder
Chap. 06 — of seventhe archive
Chapter
VI

The archive

photographs, mostly unauthorized

A pattern. In every attempt to photograph her, she does something — a hand, a hood, a turn, a hide. There are exceptions. I have collected ten photographs. Swipe through and observe. This is the preparation for Chapter VII.— Charlie, archivist

Chap. 07 — lockedpassword required
Charlie's combination

The closer is locked
only she has the code

 
Elena under red light on a Miami street at dusk.
Vol. I — Chap. VII
The closer

The one you let me take

She doesn't usually let him take her picture.

This is one of the few times she did.

Charlie thinks she should let him do it more often.

— Charlie, on the record
— end of Volume I —

Vol. II

the summer

Charlie will write again when you're back. Travel safely. Eat the pasta.